I just watched this movie and I gotta say that by the end of it I really kinda liked it.
I didn’t watch it because I thought the costumes would be great, but I also ended up liking them.
A very 80’s retro type thing is going on with the costumes and they really got it down nice without throwing it in your face.
They are cute, kinda sexy, a tad racy, but still… just good roller derby costumes.

Whip it stars in costume

Lewis looking like a roller derby star in her school-girl type derby costume

Whip it - skaters

Drew as Smashley Simpson.

Babe Ruthless in front

From a costume standpoint these aprons are actually my favorites from the movie. They just rock! Very cute, very stupid, and very 80's.

The five teams of Whip it are as follows:
(1) the Holy Rollers (the undefeated team in white and grey plaid school-girl uniforms, led by Juliette Lewis as Iron Maven.
(2) the Black Widows (looking sexy) dressed in black
(3) the Fight Attendants in pink and orange stewardess costumes
(4) the Hot Tamales all in red of course
(5) the Hurl Scouts in not so sexy green is the loser team that the movie follows and has the star (Babe Ruthless) plus Drew Barrymore it.

Primary cast:
Ellen Page: Bliss Cavendar
Marcia Gay Harden: Brooke Cavendar
Kristen Wiig: Maggie Mayhem
Drew Barrymore: Smashley Simpson
The sexy Juliette Lewis: Iron Maven
Daniel Stern: Earl Cavendar
Landon Pigg: Oliver
Alia Shawkat: Pash Amini
Andrew Wilson: Coach “Razor”
Jimmy Fallon: Johnny
Zoe Bell:Bloody Holly
Eve :Rosa Sparks
Ari Graynor: Eva Destruction
Carlo Alban:Birdman
Eulala Scheel :Shania Cavendar

Should you watch this flick?
Heck yes, it is worth a watch.
Should you buy it?
Not for the costuming, but I liked the movie enough in that cute movie sort of way that I will end up buying it I am sure.

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I watched a movie last night called Deep In The valley.
I rented it because of the box cover figuring that it was full of hottie babes in sexy costumes.

The box cover for Deep In The Valley

Well… How would I rate the movie?
If you want a movie to help you fall asleep at night and you are wishing for sweet dreams… This is your flick.

The idea is sound.
A couple guys get transported into porno movie land.
One guy is a porn addict… the other a conservative nerd.
Should have been a great movie in that stupid, retarded, bad movie sort of way.

Nope, just sucked.
Boring as heck.
I fell asleep before it was half over.

It did have cute girls in cute costumes and outfits however…
So for those who just want to see the hotties in cute attire it is worth a watch.
If you need some substance however… Skip it!

Sexy cops bust the guys the minute they show up in porno land

Believe it or not... the guy can't score even when the girls are acting out like porn stars

Lots of sorority girl action is the theme in this flick

This bad girl was actually a cop in the movie and she did a good job of it too. Her first scene actually made me laugh.

Can't have a movie of this sort without cheerleaders

As you can see... eye candy galore in this movie, but that is about it.

Gonna buy this flick?
If ya do… and ya like it…. send me an email.
I would love to hear what you thought was great about it.
(besides the girls)
If you watch it stoned… your revue doesn’t count.

With all that said, I have to admit they did a good job of having the 2 guys act like normal guys while having the entire rest of the cast act like bad adult film actors.
The dialog was spot on low budget porn vs regular acting by the two male stars. As I said before… the concept was good.

Oh… and as to the hotties list:

Rachel Specter.. as Bambi, Kate Albrecht as Daphne,  Blanca Soto as Suzi Diablo, and Kim Kardashian (Who you all know I love and the subject of my last post and a couple others) as Summa Eve top my list.

Honorable mentions go to Denise Richards  as Autumn Bliss, Charlotte Salt as Tracy, Nikki Griffin as a cute babysitter, Taryn Southern and Ana Alexander as naughty doctors, and last but not least Lexi Baxter who doesn’t do much at all except look cute as all get out.

There are also about 50 other hot girls in the flick who I didn’t mention because they didn’t strike me enough to look them up.

Tastes may differ however

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I have watched the movie Conan the Barbarian at least 100 times. It is one of my all time favorite movies ever and I guess it always will be.

The strange thing is that back in 82 when I was young and the film came out I could not stand the looks of Valeria.

I thought that if only they would have picked a more beautiful actress the movie would have been even better…. then as the years went by and i got older I started to think Valeria wasn’t so bad. Hmm… had I not given Sandahl Bergman (the actress who play Valeria in the movie) a fare shake?

No… I was just not enough of an adult. Sandahl Bergman is a powerful looking woman with a well built athletic body. Valeria is a powerful character who rules her own world. As a youth I sought sweet, pretty, non threatening women.  Sandahl Bergman is strong, overpowering and SEXY. I just needed to grow up a bit to get into a character such as her version of  Valeria.

When you look at a picture like the one above it is hard to wonder how I could have once thought she wasn’t attractive enough for the role of Valeria.

When you look at the picture below… it is easy to see the power I was talking about.

Yep, She is hot!

Another thing I would like to point out here is that Valeria has some pretty believable barbarian thief costumes throughout the movie. They didn’t sexy them up to much or make them to gaudy.

With that said…. we can’t have a post about Valeria, Conan, or Valeria’s warrior costumes without a picture of the Austrian Oak himself.

Not much of a costume was needed to make the 7 time Mr. O look sexy. His body did that all on it’s own… but the costuming for Arnold was just as spot on as Valeria’s.

Conan The Barbarian = Awesome!

King Osric:  What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!… I salute you.

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Today at work we got to talking about video games and Tomb Raider came up in the conversation.
That got me to thinking about Lara Croft, and that got me to thinking about her costume in the movie.

It’s funny to me that I don’t really dig Angelina Jolie, but I really like her in a few roles.

Her role as Lara Croft was one of those. She is hot and sexy in a tough super hero type way that I just cant resist…. plus… I just love her costume. It is 100% Daisy Duke meets Indiana  Jones with just a tad of Naughty added in for spice.
That my friends is a costume super hit.

Angelina in her sexy tomb raider costume.

Check that out!
Pure attitude and the girl fits the costume perfectly.
It doesn’t get much better.

I looked all over for my copy of the movie and I can’t find it… so now I have to buy a new one

Oh well… good things are worth the wait.

You can get your own Lara Croft costume at BuyCostumes.com

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I watched Barbarella last night.
This is a flick I revisit about once every three years it seems and when I do I usually watch it 2 or three times in a month.

Barbarella is a movie from 1968 featuring Jane Fonda as Barbarella … a highly sexual 41st century astronaut on a strange planet full of very odd characters where a new sin is invented every hour.
Bad guys (and gals) galore and all kinds of inventive costumes abound in this movie.

Besides the costumes you will also find the Excessive Machine – which is an organ like thing that gives sexual pleasure. An evil-ish lesbian queen who can make dreams become real. A crazy bong that lets girls smoke the essence of man and much much more. Watch this flick if it sounds interesting. It’s bizarre and awesome. It’s dark and naughty. It is my favorite Jane Fonda movie.

Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy

It has been an ongoing thing that a remake of Barbarella is going to happen.
I doubt if it will, and I also doubt that it will hold up to the original if they do make it.
We will just have to wait and see.

As with all older movies… it is less expensive to buy than rent… so get a copy.
This movie ROCKS!

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