Deep In The Valley

I watched a movie last night called Deep In The valley.
I rented it because of the box cover figuring that it was full of hottie babes in sexy costumes.

The box cover for Deep In The Valley

Well… How would I rate the movie?
If you want a movie to help you fall asleep at night and you are wishing for sweet dreams… This is your flick.

The idea is sound.
A couple guys get transported into porno movie land.
One guy is a porn addict… the other a conservative nerd.
Should have been a great movie in that stupid, retarded, bad movie sort of way.

Nope, just sucked.
Boring as heck.
I fell asleep before it was half over.

It did have cute girls in cute costumes and outfits however…
So for those who just want to see the hotties in cute attire it is worth a watch.
If you need some substance however… Skip it!

Sexy cops bust the guys the minute they show up in porno land

Believe it or not... the guy can't score even when the girls are acting out like porn stars

Lots of sorority girl action is the theme in this flick

This bad girl was actually a cop in the movie and she did a good job of it too. Her first scene actually made me laugh.

Can't have a movie of this sort without cheerleaders

As you can see... eye candy galore in this movie, but that is about it.

Gonna buy this flick?
If ya do… and ya like it…. send me an email.
I would love to hear what you thought was great about it.
(besides the girls)
If you watch it stoned… your revue doesn’t count.

With all that said, I have to admit they did a good job of having the 2 guys act like normal guys while having the entire rest of the cast act like bad adult film actors.
The dialog was spot on low budget porn vs regular acting by the two male stars. As I said before… the concept was good.

Oh… and as to the hotties list:

Rachel Specter.. as Bambi, Kate Albrecht as Daphne,  Blanca Soto as Suzi Diablo, and Kim Kardashian (Who you all know I love and the subject of my last post and a couple others) as Summa Eve top my list.

Honorable mentions go to Denise Richards  as Autumn Bliss, Charlotte Salt as Tracy, Nikki Griffin as a cute babysitter, Taryn Southern and Ana Alexander as naughty doctors, and last but not least Lexi Baxter who doesn’t do much at all except look cute as all get out.

There are also about 50 other hot girls in the flick who I didn’t mention because they didn’t strike me enough to look them up.

Tastes may differ however

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