It finally seems that the main costume manufacturers are figuring out that when couples go out on Halloween they may both want to dress up to look good.
This year instead of the usual bunch of couples costumes that make the girl look sexy and the guy look ridiculous they have introduced plenty of costume sets with the guy actually able to look pretty darn good.

For example….

Check out this butler and maid costume duo.

These are some sexy costumes and perfect for any couple that wants to have class, be pimp stylin, and have sex appeal.
The male costume is called “Butler Justin Credible”
This  costume includes a button front butler coat with white tuxedo shirt dickie and Satin bowtie. A top hat, removable “Butler Justin Credible” name badge and white gloves.
You will look great in this costume and so will your lady in her….
“French Maid Miss Dee Lightful” costume.
This is one of the sexiest french maid costumes to come out this year.
It  includes a stretch knit button front mini-dress with peekaboo lace neckline, puffy sleeves with lace trim and 3 sassy layers of ruffles at the hemline. A feather duster, lacy choker, maid hat, satin and lace apron, garters, and removable “Maid Miss Dee Lightful” name badge

Want something with a little bit of spook in it?
Check out the Corpse Bride and Groom costumes.

I usually don’t like spooky mixed with sexy as it most often is a huge failure, but this couples costume set actually works.
It originally caught my eye because at a glance it looked like the butler from the previous picture took a turn for the worse and I thought it was funny….

Anyway, this costume set works and people will love it. The only problem I see is that it will be super popular with Tim Burton fans searching for Corpse Bride costumes and if you are going to a large party somebody else may have went with this one too.
The thing that makes it o.k is that you can go with the male costume and then get a different corpse bride costume to mix it up. Tons of dead bride costumes are available and many of them are very sexy. Some aim towards the pretty side and others get more racy… but you have lots to chose from.

The Grooms outfit is called “Corpse GroomBarry D’Alive” costume.
It includes a deadsexy crushed velvet jacket with attached Satin button front vest, top hat, bowtie and removable boutonniere.

The Brides costume is called “Corpse Bride Diane Toluvya“.  Don’t you love these fun names?
It includes a stretch knit off the shoulder dress with luscious lace in the center, rose ribbon details along the bust, tulle attached to the skirt and lace petticoat. A dark and lovely veil with roses headband, bouquet, and garter.

So…… Sticking with the suit theme….

How about Zoot Suits ?

This couples costume set  is slick.
One of the things I like about it is that the female costume actually comes with trousers instead of a short skirt.
Don’t get me wrong, i love short skirts as much as the next guy, but just like sexy men’s costumes…. sexy cut women’s costumes that don’t have a short skirt involved are becoming a rarity.
If however you just can’t do a costume without a short skirt… no worries.
A version exists.

Consider this the more racy version…. but no matter what rout you go, the costume set is great for couples.

Sick of suits?

I will give ya one more couples costume set then.

The “Hugh Jabone” costume for him and the  ”Ivana Bone” costume for her.

O.k…. I admit it.

I included this set because of the costume names. They just cracked me up.

Even so… I like the costumes.
The main reason I like them (besides the names) is because of the mans costume. Most primitive, cave man, jungle man, wild man costumes are done in one of two ways. Goofy and funny while covering you up so you don’t look to bad if you are not an Olympic athlete… or they are made for people who are built like Olympic athletes.
This costume is right in between.
You need not be Hercules to look sexy in it and it isn’t cut in a way to make you look like a joke.
  

That is actually one of the things that made me include  all of the costumes I have shown. None of them require you to be built like Arnold to look good in them.

All of these and many many more racy couples costumes are available at…
BuyCostumes – Sizzling Hot Costumes

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Scary costumes based on fairytale princesses and heroines make no sense.
Especially when they try to make those same costumes be sexy.
It’s very annoying.

The trend in costumes the last few years has been to make them as sexy as possible without crossing the line into being to risque.
That is all fine and dandy with me, as I have always loved sexy costumes and figured if you are going to get dressed up in a costume sexy is the way to go. It’s much more appealing than gruesome, ugly, dead, horror type costumes.

Now however we have a problem.
More and more  I am seeing costume manufacturers trying to make gruesome, dead, scary type costumes look sexy.
At first I thought it was just stupid and couldn’t imagine the trend would continue.
How wrong I was!

So… the latest?

Fairytale princesses and heroines as ugly horror costumes… with a sexy cut to the costume. Umm…. yea, that makes sense.

This is supposed to be little red riding hood. It looks like she was eaten by the wolf and then barfed up. This ain't sexy. This ain't scary. It's just retarded. Lil Red is spooky in her own right. Her naivete and arrogance see her safely through a dark forest filled with danger and she comes out triumphant. Read the original story and you will see what I am talking about. Is this costume sexy? No way! Lil Red is supposed to be sexy. It's almost hard to make a Little Red Riding Hood costume not be sexy. They have done so here however.

Snow White?

This is supposed to be a dark and spooky version of a Snow White costume. Umm... She is called Snow White for a reason and I am doubting it is because she is a wanna be sinister emo girl in a badly designed costume. Not Sexy, Not Scary, Not Cool!

How Can fairest in the land look so trashy? She can’t. Snow White can’t be trashy.Sure, she can be a lot of other naughty things… but not nasty, trashy, or gross.

Alice in wonderland ... nope .... They call this one the Malice In Horrorland Costume. They bill it as a sexy costume. Must be the blood on the apron. The Rabbit died I suppose and Alice took care of it herself. Used that big knife and thats why she is so grumpy now... This costume is just plain gross and stupid.

That’s enough to give you the idea.
I am not going to show more, but you can trust me in the fact that these are not the only costume atrocities of this type.

If you see some misguided soul in one of these types of costumes… please let them know … It Ain’t Sexy!

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Here it is folks….
My hot August list of new sexy costumes for 2009.

This month I am shying away from the normal and going for some themes you don’t see every Halloween.

Do something different this year.
Let’s Get Racy!

1) My # 1 top pick for for august is this Enchanting Queen of Hearts costume.

The Enchanting Queen of Hearts Costume

This is my favorite new sexy costume this month because it is very elegant, very enchanting, very glamorous, and very sexy.

Plus I really want to see Tim Burton’s new Alice in wonderland movie coming to a theater near me soon!

2) My second pick for new for 2009 sexy costumes this august is this sexy clown costume.

The Sexy Clown Costume

Why a clown costume?

Because clowns are not usually sexy and this costume makes for a sexy clown.

A costume like this will allow you to be as goofy as you want and not be taken to seriously while still making everybody look and say ” WOW, She Is Sexy! ”

Imagine the naughty things you can get away with while dressed like a clown.

3)Third place goes to the Moulin Rouge Mime costume.

The Sexy Harlowquinn Moulin Rouge Mime Costume

I love this costume for all the same reasons as the clown costume except it also allows a person to be even  a tiny bit more naughty than the clown costume would while still not getting in trouble for doing it. All in black and white.

Do it with actions – not words.

4) The Adventure Annie Costume

The Sexy Adventure Annie Costume

You will be ready for action in this awesome adventure outfit.

I was going to make some swingin’  jokes to go along with the Indy line, but I figured that would be to much … plus it would leed me on to puns about finding treasures and the like so I will just leave all that to your own imaginations.

5) The Ally Capone Sexy Gangster Costume.

Ally Capone Costume

I know that the sexy gangster idea is not the most original and that each year you most likely see at least one girl dressed up in some sort of gangster outfit, but I liked this costume so much I just had to include it.

One of the reasons I like it is because so far when looking at the new 2009 costume lineup this is also one of the best matching costumes for couples I have seen.

What a duo you could be in these hot and sexy costumes.

Check out the male version -- the -- Rob'n Banks Costume

So that is why Ally Capone makes the list. You – or you and your partner can make the most wanted list this year for sure with these racy gangster outfits.

So, That’s it for August folks.

A super great bunch of super sexy, racy costumes all new for 2009.

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I have watched the movie Conan the Barbarian at least 100 times. It is one of my all time favorite movies ever and I guess it always will be.

The strange thing is that back in 82 when I was young and the film came out I could not stand the looks of Valeria.

I thought that if only they would have picked a more beautiful actress the movie would have been even better…. then as the years went by and i got older I started to think Valeria wasn’t so bad. Hmm… had I not given Sandahl Bergman (the actress who play Valeria in the movie) a fare shake?

No… I was just not enough of an adult. Sandahl Bergman is a powerful looking woman with a well built athletic body. Valeria is a powerful character who rules her own world. As a youth I sought sweet, pretty, non threatening women.  Sandahl Bergman is strong, overpowering and SEXY. I just needed to grow up a bit to get into a character such as her version of  Valeria.

When you look at a picture like the one above it is hard to wonder how I could have once thought she wasn’t attractive enough for the role of Valeria.

When you look at the picture below… it is easy to see the power I was talking about.

Yep, She is hot!

Another thing I would like to point out here is that Valeria has some pretty believable barbarian thief costumes throughout the movie. They didn’t sexy them up to much or make them to gaudy.

With that said…. we can’t have a post about Valeria, Conan, or Valeria’s warrior costumes without a picture of the Austrian Oak himself.

Not much of a costume was needed to make the 7 time Mr. O look sexy. His body did that all on it’s own… but the costuming for Arnold was just as spot on as Valeria’s.

Conan The Barbarian = Awesome!

King Osric:  What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!… I salute you.

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August is here and for all you golfing fans that is a wonderful thing because not only is the weather perfect, but it is National Golf Month!

I’m not a golfer myself. I have tried it and I just don’t have the knack… but a lot of people really love golf, and they also love the sexy, sporty golfing outfits some of the gals put on to play with the clubs and little balls.
If I had not known it already.. I sure would have figured it out after myKendra Wilkinson The Sexy Costume Babe  post from last February. Her cute golfing outfit pictures are amongst the most viewed images from that month.

So… since this is a racy costume site and not a golfing site…
I bring to you my favorite golfing cutie costumes for August – National Golf Month 09.

What? you don’t play golf?
Well…. maybe you can lend a hand as a sexy caddy.

So you don't play golf, but want to surprise your golf fanatic husband? Check out this sexy sugar caddy costume. This is as cute as a caddy can be and it is sure to inspire your man to go for a hole in one.

Rather get into swinging the clubs around yourself?
This sexy golfer girl costume will get you going.

Rather get into the swing of things yourself? This hot and sexy golfer outfit is sure to give you advantage on and off the greens.

Want to rule the greens?
Do it in this hot and sporty number!

I saved my favorite for last. This one is called the Flirty Golfer Girl Costume... I however call it the Perfectly Pink Queen of The Swingers Costume. Ya, you heard me. This outfit is just sexy as all get out. A pink v-neck short sleeve shirt, a pink plaid mini skirt with a side pleat and decorative buttons. A matching pink plaid hat, striped socks and golf glove. It makes me want to try my hand at golfing again!

So to all you golfers out in the world… Happy Golfing, improve your stroke and have a great National Golf month.

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